July 12th, 2010How Did The Fairy Get On Top Of The Christmas Tree?
I’ll tell you. It was a very bad day in Fairyland. Santa had a cold; Mrs. Santa had PMT; the elves were threatening to go on strike; the reindeer had eaten something that disagreed with them; the parcel-wrapping machine had broken down; and it was raining.
Then a sweet little fairy walked up to Santa carrying a Christmas tree under her arm. ‘What do you want me to do with this, Santa?’ she asked ….
July 12th, 2010 at 3:16 pm
When four of Santa’s elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not
produce the toys as fast as the regular ones, Santa was beginning to
feel the pressure of being behind schedule.
Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her Mom was coming to visit.This
stressed Santa even more. When he went to harness the reindeer, he
found that three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped
the fence and were out, heaven knows where. More stress.
Then when he began to load the sleigh one of the boards cracked and
the toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys.
So, frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of apple cider
and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered that
the elves had hidden the liquor, and there was nothing to drink. In
his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider pot, and it broke
into hundreds of little pieces all over the kitchen floor.He went to
get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw end of the
broom.
Just then the doorbell rang, and irritable Santa trudged to the door.
He opened the door, and there was a little angel with a great big
Christmas tree. The angel said, very cheerfully, “Merry Christmas,
Santa. Isn’t it a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where
would you like me to stick it?”
And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the
Christmas tree.
July 12th, 2010 at 7:46 pm
flew
July 12th, 2010 at 7:50 pm
you are silly! stop it! besides…it’s an Angel on the top of the tree not a fairy…!
July 13th, 2010 at 2:41 am
cute
July 13th, 2010 at 7:41 am
flew